i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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