is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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