Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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