I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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