She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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