I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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