she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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