Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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