butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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