If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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