Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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