DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
