Christians are straight up FREAKS
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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