Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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