even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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