Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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