Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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