just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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