i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
