I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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