grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think my vagina is haunted
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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