The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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