I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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