So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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