But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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