Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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