Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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