so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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