Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Soap is not a condiment
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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