Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
