Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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