super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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