i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Mom said you looked used
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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