Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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this hospital has no fireball
Maybe he injected his testicle?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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