does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Pooping to opera.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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