Do you still have your period?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
