i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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