therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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