i wish my penis had a tongue
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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