so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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