im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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