no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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