glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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