Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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