I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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