thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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