Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize