that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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