my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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