she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
