I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So squirting runs in the family.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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