nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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