butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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