Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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