so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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