yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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